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(Source: condommodel)

« Je veux faire l’amour avec toi. »

- French for ‘I want to make love to you.’
Pronunciation: Zher ver fair la-moor a-vek twa (via thekhoolhaus)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

cor1n:

I never reblog these but omfg.

cor1n:

I never reblog these but omfg.

(Source: saengking)

isaacnewts:

confessionsofarebel:

These aren’t just pictures.

They’re the pictures.

if you didn’t sing the intro song I know you’re lying

(Source: adrixu)

(Source: deatheatrs)

(Source: win98se)

singlekinkymaster:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

i have th same reaction to bubble wrap

singlekinkymaster:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

i have th same reaction to bubble wrap

(Source: givemeinternet)

terrasigillata:

desacrilizer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

oh my god

terrasigillata:

desacrilizer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

oh my god

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.